wugs:

a site for dinosaurs to meet other dinosaurs called carbon dating

(Source: wuqs, via nightbloggingforchumps)

communistbakery:

clubsnuggie:

communistbakery:

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

carpenters go to boarding school

wow wood you believe that?!

I saw what you did there

trees

thank you for ur contribution

(Source: communistbakery, via nightbloggingforchumps)

peoplemask:

mamasam:

theamericankid:

The knight can visit each square on a chess board exactly once

I guess you could say he has a lot of 
one knight stands

:|

peoplemask:

mamasam:

theamericankid:

The knight can visit each square on a chess board exactly once

I guess you could say he has a lot of 

one knight stands

:|

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fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

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chiltonomics:

pokemon-champion:

communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

wow these puns caught my interest

banks

(Source: communistbakery, via nightbloggingforchumps)

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

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battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

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buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

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es-tro:

andymasfar:

krystalynterski:

peachdoxie:

garnetflare57:

Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while.

Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously one of the most pointless yet entertaining things ever.

oh my god

Thank you

Why am i laughing so hard?

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ambulanceartist:

monstersontheradio:

ambulanceartist:

Our paramedic carried a guy who had six small plastic horses shoved up his ass for unknown reasons. The hospital listed his condition as “stable.” We died.

OHMYGOD

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eatyourpie:

unicorn-ghost:

i’ve been waiting for this photoset my whole life

thank you

yesyes

(Source: neoproxeh, via nightbloggingforchumps)

terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

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chiltonomics:

artbymoga:

eridans-superior-half:

beltedyapper:

seismogenic:

willow-wanderings:

sharoncarter:

osheamobile:

patrickat:

dustthatwasacity:

baconmoose:

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.

SIGH.

#my sediments exactly

Don’t take puns for granite.

These jokes just keep getting boulder.

i don’t know, they’re kind of a lode of schist.

Now, now, there’s no need to get all butte hurt, lets just take a steppe back

Yeah, everyone, be gneiss.

I’m cracking up at this.

Rocks


Thank you for that earth-shaking contribution.

Don’t mine me, I’m just marbling at the humor.

chiltonomics:

artbymoga:

eridans-superior-half:

beltedyapper:

seismogenic:

willow-wanderings:

sharoncarter:

osheamobile:

patrickat:

dustthatwasacity:

baconmoose:

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.

SIGH.

#my sediments exactly

Don’t take puns for granite.

These jokes just keep getting boulder.

i don’t know, they’re kind of a lode of schist.

Now, now, there’s no need to get all butte hurt, lets just take a steppe back

Yeah, everyone, be gneiss.

I’m cracking up at this.

Rocks

Thank you for that earth-shaking contribution.

Don’t mine me, I’m just marbling at the humor.

(via nightbloggingforchumps)

dayriderbusking:

metalgasm:

happyhealthytrackster:

I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!

this is my new favourite post ever on anything

Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air

(Source: mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar, via nightbloggingforchumps)

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stall and says: "Make me one with everything."