(Source: de-preciated, via misjudgments)

How do I stop myself from falling down?
I have looked at you
in millions of ways and I
have loved you in each

sophisti-cunted:

leonrw:

leonrw:

Spending $12.5 billion on new aircraft, this is truly a government serious about cuts.

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vroooooooooooooms

(via 1-3-00-6-555-06)

bloodonthesheet:

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bloodonthesheet:

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extra0rdinarilym3:

igooutwithabang:

when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight. 

you cant expect people, to always be happy, even if they are in love. because life doesn’t stop for anyone. But you can be there for the good fight. 

my god why can’t everyone be like this

(via khiliel)

skypestripper:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

these dont even look like him

(via hero-in-disguise)

(Source: mountainish, via nueer)

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

what do you call a broken can opener

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a can’t opener

(Source: iiiarclight, via dailypuns)

(Source: thomashomolya, via volonoscere)

thegestianpoet:

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

(via ouijaboardsexting)

neckdeeq:

i’m in the worst mood fuck my life

curlycute:

*white person voice* how spicy is this salsa

(via pockles)

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stall and says: "Make me one with everything."