vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via legalmexican)

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

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lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

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the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

(via yournameisshutup)

(via nueer)

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

(via 8thgradesatanist)

(Source: R2--D2, via pr0fundum)

(Source: sheesdopee, via butttdumpling)

(Source: anustartpop, via pockles)

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

(via pockles)

surprisebitch:

i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

(Source: surprisebitch, via legalmexican)

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stall and says: "Make me one with everything."